Tag: laughter
group name: firestarters
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May 29, 2007 09:31 AM EDT --
A star shines
in the heavens
for you.
Only you.
It is a glimmer
of hope
A twinkle
of laughter
And a beacon
of light
for the love
in your heart.
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . . more
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March 26, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
Wednesday...my best friend will be 40.
For more than 20 years, we've been having "Birthday wars". We've done some really funny things to each other over the years. We have . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:45 PM EST --
Did you hear about the man who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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February 28, 2007 08:50 AM EST --
FOR SALEBY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. . . . more
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . . more
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April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . . more
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April 10, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . . more
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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March 24, 2007 12:12 AM EDT --
I know that this is probably mean, but what's a mother to do if she can't make fun of her own?
My 17 year old daughter had all 4 of her wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon. As soon as she . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:15 PM EDT --
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I
asked,"No, how are we alike?" "You're . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
a Rolling Stone isn't all that gathers no moss. Three men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500-pound bomb perched on a hill, and decided to retrieve it with help from Sir Isaac Newton. . . . more
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . . more
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March 09, 2007 07:29 PM EST --
I'm sitting in front of my computer. I've been sitting here for quite a while reading and viewing and commenting on other Gather members' articles and images. Earlier I had a very . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:24 PM EST --
For those of you who are sick to death of geting e-mails that tell you to forward to at least x number of people within the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and . . . more
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February 01, 2007 05:45 PM EST --
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February 02, 2007 08:55 PM EST --
1. 'Bullet Proof' vests aren't.
2. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.
3. The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:35 PM EST --
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, . . . more
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