Tag: joke
group name: firestarters
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March 21, 2007 07:32 PM EDT --
This came in my e-mail:\
Hillary Clinton goes to Lou Wipotniky primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. . . . more
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:24 PM EST --
For those of you who are sick to death of geting e-mails that tell you to forward to at least x number of people within the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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January 27, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me, and it's well written.
" WINTER "
a poem by Abigail . . . more
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March 13, 2007 07:53 AM EDT --
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two
ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man ..
"Do you have a . . . more
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April 01, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of
the . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . . more
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
a Rolling Stone isn't all that gathers no moss. Three men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500-pound bomb perched on a hill, and decided to retrieve it with help from Sir Isaac Newton. . . . more
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
Obituary for Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records . . . more
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January 31, 2007 09:49 PM EST --
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300. . . . more
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February 01, 2007 05:45 PM EST --
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January 28, 2007 07:35 PM EST --
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, . . . more
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January 30, 2007 10:25 AM EST --
My mother in law sent this to me. I laughed until I fell out of my chair.
Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him to let them . . . more
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February 01, 2007 05:54 PM EST --
While visiting his blonde niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a
stroke. She drove wildly to get him to the Emergency Room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a
swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our . . . more
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March 11, 2007 03:50 PM EDT --
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:
A woman called a local hospital . . . ..
"Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:19 PM EDT --
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.He
asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a
moment, and then he asked, "Did . . . more
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