Tag: funny
group name: firestarters
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February 04, 2007 11:07 PM EST --
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the . . . more
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March 17, 2007 12:33 AM EDT --
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her . . . more
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March 26, 2007 07:48 PM EDT --
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/129222/how_to_embarass_your_teenager_in_a.html
Hope this will get a chuckle out of some. Be sure and check the stars and let the editors know if you like . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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January 27, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me, and it's well written.
" WINTER "
a poem by Abigail . . . more
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March 07, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I thought it was funny. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country...? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" . . . more
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February 28, 2007 08:50 AM EST --
FOR SALEBY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:45 PM EST --
Did you hear about the man who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with . . . more
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February 02, 2007 06:37 PM EST --
a Rolling Stone isn't all that gathers no moss. Three men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500-pound bomb perched on a hill, and decided to retrieve it with help from Sir Isaac Newton. . . . more
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March 05, 2007 12:42 AM EST --
Not too long ago I had "one of those days." I was feeling pressure from a writing deadline. I had company arriving in a couple days and the toilet was clogged. I went to the bank, and . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:24 PM EST --
For those of you who are sick to death of geting e-mails that tell you to forward to at least x number of people within the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and . . . more
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February 02, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"I'd rather have the gear and not need it than need the gear I don't . . . more
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April 10, 2007 10:56 PM EDT --
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color
it was.She would tell me, and always she was . . . more
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January 26, 2007 11:25 AM EST --
Last night, Mike had a dinner meeting and there was a movie on tv that the girls and I wanted to watch. So we took our plates and ate in the livingroom.
Baby is just over a year old, and is a chihuahua/yorkie . . . more
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January 28, 2007 07:35 PM EST --
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, . . . more
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February 01, 2007 05:45 PM EST --
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March 03, 2007 09:45 PM EST --
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
Obituary for Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records . . . more
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March 24, 2007 12:12 AM EDT --
I know that this is probably mean, but what's a mother to do if she can't make fun of her own?
My 17 year old daughter had all 4 of her wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon. As soon as she . . . more
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